The Grande Old Duke of York

Oh! The grand old Duke of York

He had ten thousand men

He marched them up to the top of the hill

And he marched them down again

And when they were up they were up

And when they were down they were down

And when they were only half way up

They were neither up nor down

Oh! The grand old Duke of York

He had ten thousand men

They banged their drums as they went up the hill

And they banged down again

And when …

Oh! The grand old Duke of York

He had ten thousand men

They tootled their flutes as they marched up the hill

And they tootled them down again